Remember to make the eulogy light-hearted and witty. Remember not
to let my children speak too long, lest they grow upset.
Should I die on the roadside, remark on the fuel-efficiency of my car. And
do not burn my body; rather, be carbon-conscious.
Should I die after you, remember to make a place for me, especially if there is
no place already and you find neither seraph nor Satan nor any god to greet you,
especially then make a place for me and make it much like this one, but I would say,
with more mountains and rivers, and fewer plains states. Also, I think there should
be a better developed cheese industry.
And should we all go together, you may blame me if you like, though I rather doubt
that it was my fault.
